Things My Dog Ate (Year One)
My dog, Tessie, is a good dog. She is, really. But sometimes she gets upset about being left at home alone, or she’s excited about new things, or she’s sick and doesn’t know what to do about it. When any of these things happen, she works out her anxiety by chewing on things. Whatever things happen to be handy. Preferably, things that smell like her people.
In our first year together, Tessie has eaten/destroyed the following items:
| Tooth Brush | |
| Telephone Wire | |
| Horizontal Blinds (kitchen) | |
| Blinds Tassels (all) | |
| Hardcover Novelty Notebook | |
| Mousepad with Gel Wrist Pad | |
| Various Pens | |
| Schick Quattro Razor | |
| Norelco SmartTouch-XL Electric Razor | |
| Dog Bed | |
| Several Rolls of Toilet Paper | |
| Throw Pillow | |
| Multiple Chair Cushions | |
| 1 Kitchen Table | |
| 2 Kitchen Chairs | |
| Deerskin Gloves | |
| Ski Gloves | |
| Yellowstone Cap | |
| 2 Pairs of Slippers | |
| Easy-Walk Harness | |
| Several Towels | |
| Multiple Chip Clips | |
| Muliple GladWare Storage Containers | |
| Wooden Spoon | |
| 3 Cookbooks | |
| Wooden Trivet | |
| Bathroom Rug | |
| Shower Curtain and Lining | |
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